How much will $20 get me?
How hot does your gas oven get?
I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
I'd drink your bathwater.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just going to poison your drink.
Just call me your baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months.
Since all the hot ones are already taken, this is going to be your lucky night!
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do I smell like your mom/dad?
Honestly, I'm into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?
Are you Ebala? Because you melt my insides.
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