Damn! You're almost as hot as my sister/brother.
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just going to poison your drink.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Antarctica is hot compared to you.
You're so fine that I wouldn't care if you were dead or alive!
Are you the future? Because you're looking hopeless and bleak.
Honestly, I'm into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?
You're the thought that counts!
You smell... We should go take a shower together.
How are you still so fat when you've been running in my mind for so long?
I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.
I'd drink your bathwater.
I dreamt about you. You died.
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
I like my partners, like how i like my fast-food meals. Extra-large!
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do I smell like your mom/dad?
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
My mom told me it would be good for my self-esteem if I asked out people who aren't conventionally attractive.
You smell. We should go take a shower together.
You're kind of ugly and fat. Lucky for you, I'm into those things.
Are you an alarm clock? Because I want to kill you.
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would P on U.
You smell just like my mom, want to grab a drink?
You look like trash, may I take you out?
The fact that I'm missing some teeth only means that there's more room for your tongue.
I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?
You're like the neighbors' WiFi. Everyone wants to use you.
Wow, you have a the chin of Superman. I bet you could take a serious punch.
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
I bet your muffled screams are as cute as u.
Do you want to be disappointed tonight?
Are you a durian? Because you're a total snack, but you smell like rotting flesh.
My love for you is like cancer, it just keeps growing and growing.
For a fatty, you don't seem to sweat much.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
I love you so much I would eat the corn from your poop.
I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I'd pee on you.
You look a lot like my next victim.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you obviously landed on your face.
Are you a human? Just making sure.
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