You smell just like my mom, want to grab a drink?
I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do I smell like your mom/dad?
Is your mom a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
You smell. We should go take a shower together.
Are you a durian? Because you're a total snack, but you smell like rotting flesh.
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement.
I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I'd pee on you.
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.
You look like trash, may I take you out?
My mom told me it would be good for my self-esteem if I asked out people who aren't conventionally attractive.
I hear you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD and all I need is you.
I bet your muffled screams are as cute as u.
Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
I love you so much I would eat the corn from your poop.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
Since all the hot ones are already taken, this is going to be your lucky night!
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
Hey baby, you got any diseases? Want some?
I just pooped in my bed. Can I sleep in yours?
Are you Ebala? Because you melt my insides.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Antarctica is hot compared to you.
You're kind of ugly and fat. Lucky for you, I'm into those things.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you obviously landed on your face.
You're the thought that counts!
You smell... We should go take a shower together.
I would ask you if you're tired from running through my mind all day, but from the looks of it, you don't do any running.
I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?
You look a lot like my next victim.
How much will $20 get me?
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
Are you a human? Just making sure.
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just going to poison your drink.
You're like the neighbors' WiFi. Everyone wants to use you.
The fact that I'm missing some teeth only means that there's more room for your tongue.
For a fatty, you don't seem to sweat much.
Your eyes are as blue as toilet water.
How are you still so fat when you've been running in my mind for so long?
Are you a booger? Because I want to pick you first.
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