You're that ugly that if I could do myself, I wouldn't need you.
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
Do you want to be disappointed tonight?
Are you ice cream? Because your face looks like rocky road.
Is your mom a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
You smell just like my mom, want to grab a drink?
For a fatty, you don't seem to sweat much.
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would P on U.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you obviously landed on your face.
I would ask you if you're tired from running through my mind all day, but from the looks of it, you don't do any running.
I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
Are you crippling depression and anxiety? Because you haunt me at every waking hour.
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