On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do I smell like your mom/dad?
I hear you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD and all I need is you.
You're kind of ugly and fat. Lucky for you, I'm into those things.
Are you a booger? Because I want to pick you first.
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement.
You're that ugly that if I could do myself, I wouldn't need you.
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
How much will $20 get me?
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
Are you the future? Because you're looking hopeless and bleak.
Hey baby, you got any diseases? Want some?
You smell... We should go take a shower together.