How hot does your gas oven get?
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you obviously landed on your face.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
How are you still so fat when you've been running in my mind for so long?
My mom told me it would be good for my self-esteem if I asked out people who aren't conventionally attractive.
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
Do you want to be disappointed tonight?
Since all the hot ones are already taken, this is going to be your lucky night!
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
You're that ugly that if I could do myself, I wouldn't need you.
Damn! You're almost as hot as my sister/brother.
You look a lot like my next victim.
Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
Are you ice cream? Because your face looks like rocky road.
Are you a durian? Because you're a total snack, but you smell like rotting flesh.
For a fatty, you don't seem to sweat much.
Are you a human? Just making sure.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Antarctica is hot compared to you.
You're like the neighbors' WiFi. Everyone wants to use you.
Honestly, I'm into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!
I bet your muffled screams are as cute as u.
You're kind of ugly and fat. Lucky for you, I'm into those things.
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just going to poison your drink.
Are you crippling depression and anxiety? Because you haunt me at every waking hour.
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
You smell... We should go take a shower together.
You're so fine that I wouldn't care if you were dead or alive!
How much will $20 get me?
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
Are you Ebala? Because you melt my insides.
Are you a booger? Because I want to pick you first.
My love for you is like cancer, it just keeps growing and growing.
You look like trash, may I take you out?
The fact that I'm missing some teeth only means that there's more room for your tongue.
I hear you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD and all I need is you.
I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?
Your eyes are as blue as toilet water.
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