Are you ice cream? Because your face looks like rocky road.
You're the thought that counts!
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you obviously landed on your face.
Are you the future? Because you're looking hopeless and bleak.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
Damn! You're almost as hot as my sister/brother.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!
You're kind of ugly and fat. Lucky for you, I'm into those things.
How much will $20 get me?
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just going to poison your drink.
I would ask you if you're tired from running through my mind all day, but from the looks of it, you don't do any running.
Are you a booger? Because I want to pick you first.
I bet your muffled screams are as cute as u.
Are you crippling depression and anxiety? Because you haunt me at every waking hour.
Are you an alarm clock? Because I want to kill you.
You smell... We should go take a shower together.
Just call me your baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months.
I like my partners, like how i like my fast-food meals. Extra-large!
You look a lot like my next victim.
Honestly, I'm into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?
My love for you is like cancer, it just keeps growing and growing.
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
I dreamt about you. You died.
The fact that I'm missing some teeth only means that there's more room for your tongue.
What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
I hear you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD and all I need is you.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess.
Just like I never play with poop, I promise you that I will never play with your heart.
I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.
I love you so much I would eat the corn from your poop.
Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement.
I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
Is your mom a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
Excuse me, I just farted over there. Can I stand here with you?
Hey baby, you got any diseases? Want some?
How are you still so fat when you've been running in my mind for so long?
Are you a durian? Because you're a total snack, but you smell like rotting flesh.
You smell. We should go take a shower together.
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
Do you want to be disappointed tonight?
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