Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
I bet your muffled screams are as cute as u.
I dreamt about you. You died.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Antarctica is hot compared to you.
I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?
My love for you is like cancer, it just keeps growing and growing.
I like my partners, like how i like my fast-food meals. Extra-large!
You look like trash, may I take you out?
How hot does your gas oven get?
Just like I never play with poop, I promise you that I will never play with your heart.
Is your mom a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
Are you crippling depression and anxiety? Because you haunt me at every waking hour.
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