I'd drink your bathwater.
Are you ice cream? Because your face looks like rocky road.
For a fatty, you don't seem to sweat much.
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I'd pee on you.
You smell... We should go take a shower together.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
Just call me your baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months.
You're like the neighbors' WiFi. Everyone wants to use you.
Are you a human? Just making sure.
You're kind of ugly and fat. Lucky for you, I'm into those things.
Honestly, I'm into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?
I would ask you if you're tired from running through my mind all day, but from the looks of it, you don't do any running.
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just going to poison your drink.
I bet your muffled screams are as cute as u.
You smell just like my mom, want to grab a drink?
I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.
You're so fine that I wouldn't care if you were dead or alive!
Your eyes are as blue as toilet water.
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
Are you Ebala? Because you melt my insides.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
Damn! You're almost as hot as my sister/brother.
You're the thought that counts!
Hey baby, you got any diseases? Want some?
You look a lot like my next victim.
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
Is that a discharge in your underwear, or are you just happy to see me?
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
Wow, you have a the chin of Superman. I bet you could take a serious punch.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
I hear you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD and all I need is you.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
Excuse me, I just farted over there. Can I stand here with you?
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you obviously landed on your face.
Are you a booger? Because I want to pick you first.
My love for you is like cancer, it just keeps growing and growing.
You look like trash, may I take you out?
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