Are you a durian? Because you're a total snack, but you smell like rotting flesh.
Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.
Do you want to be disappointed tonight?
I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
Are you an alarm clock? Because I want to kill you.
Are you a booger? Because I want to pick you first.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you obviously landed on your face.
You're like the neighbors' WiFi. Everyone wants to use you.
You're so fine that I wouldn't care if you were dead or alive!
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
You smell... We should go take a shower together.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
Excuse me, I just farted over there. Can I stand here with you?
My love for you is like cancer, it just keeps growing and growing.
You're the thought that counts!
I like my partners, like how i like my fast-food meals. Extra-large!
I bet your muffled screams are as cute as u.
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
How hot does your gas oven get?
Is your mom a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
I would ask you if you're tired from running through my mind all day, but from the looks of it, you don't do any running.
You smell just like my mom, want to grab a drink?
The fact that I'm missing some teeth only means that there's more room for your tongue.
Wow, you have a the chin of Superman. I bet you could take a serious punch.
How much will $20 get me?
My feelings of love for you are like the stars in the sky. They're probably long dead.
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
I just pooped in my bed. Can I sleep in yours?
You're that ugly that if I could do myself, I wouldn't need you.
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would P on U.
Are you ice cream? Because your face looks like rocky road.
Are you crippling depression and anxiety? Because you haunt me at every waking hour.
You look a lot like my next victim.
Damn! You're almost as hot as my sister/brother.
You smell. We should go take a shower together.
For a fatty, you don't seem to sweat much.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do I smell like your mom/dad?
Are you the future? Because you're looking hopeless and bleak.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
I'd drink your bathwater.
You look like trash, may I take you out?
I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just going to poison your drink.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!
Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.
Just call me your baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months.
What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
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