You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
You're the thought that counts!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Antarctica is hot compared to you.
You look a lot like my next victim.
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
My mom told me it would be good for my self-esteem if I asked out people who aren't conventionally attractive.
I would ask you if you're tired from running through my mind all day, but from the looks of it, you don't do any running.
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you obviously landed on your face.
Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.
Hey baby, you got any diseases? Want some?
Are you Ebala? Because you melt my insides.
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
Are you the future? Because you're looking hopeless and bleak.
My love for you is like cancer, it just keeps growing and growing.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
Excuse me, I just farted over there. Can I stand here with you?
Do you want to be disappointed tonight?
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would P on U.
Is your mom a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
You look like trash, may I take you out?
I just pooped in my bed. Can I sleep in yours?
You're that ugly that if I could do myself, I wouldn't need you.
For a fatty, you don't seem to sweat much.
You smell. We should go take a shower together.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do I smell like your mom/dad?
What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
Wow, you have a the chin of Superman. I bet you could take a serious punch.
Are you an alarm clock? Because I want to kill you.
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess.
Damn! You're almost as hot as my sister/brother.
You're kind of ugly and fat. Lucky for you, I'm into those things.
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
Is that a discharge in your underwear, or are you just happy to see me?
I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I'd pee on you.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just going to poison your drink.
Since all the hot ones are already taken, this is going to be your lucky night!
I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?
How much will $20 get me?
Just like I never play with poop, I promise you that I will never play with your heart.
I hear you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD and all I need is you.
You're like the neighbors' WiFi. Everyone wants to use you.
Your eyes are as blue as toilet water.
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