I love you so much I would eat the corn from your poop.
What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
Are you the future? Because you're looking hopeless and bleak.
Excuse me, I just farted over there. Can I stand here with you?
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do I smell like your mom/dad?
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would P on U.
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I'd pee on you.
My love for you is like cancer, it just keeps growing and growing.
Damn! You're almost as hot as my sister/brother.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
I dreamt about you. You died.
I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
I like my partners, like how i like my fast-food meals. Extra-large!
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
How hot does your gas oven get?
I hear you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD and all I need is you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Antarctica is hot compared to you.
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
I bet your muffled screams are as cute as u.
You smell. We should go take a shower together.
Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
Wow, you have a the chin of Superman. I bet you could take a serious punch.
Are you a durian? Because you're a total snack, but you smell like rotting flesh.
You're so fine that I wouldn't care if you were dead or alive!
Are you Ebala? Because you melt my insides.
How are you still so fat when you've been running in my mind for so long?
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.
You look like trash, may I take you out?
Is your mom a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?
You smell... We should go take a shower together.
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
Do you want to be disappointed tonight?
I just pooped in my bed. Can I sleep in yours?
Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.
I would ask you if you're tired from running through my mind all day, but from the looks of it, you don't do any running.
You're the thought that counts!
How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess.
For a fatty, you don't seem to sweat much.
Are you ice cream? Because your face looks like rocky road.
Hey baby, you got any diseases? Want some?
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
The fact that I'm missing some teeth only means that there's more room for your tongue.
Just call me your baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months.
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