I dreamt about you. You died.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just going to poison your drink.
Honestly, I'm into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?
Hey baby, you got any diseases? Want some?
You're like the neighbors' WiFi. Everyone wants to use you.
How are you still so fat when you've been running in my mind for so long?
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement.
How much will $20 get me?
Are you a human? Just making sure.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you obviously landed on your face.
Excuse me, I just farted over there. Can I stand here with you?
I'd drink your bathwater.
How hot does your gas oven get?
Are you ice cream? Because your face looks like rocky road.
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
Just call me your baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months.
Damn! You're almost as hot as my sister/brother.
Are you a booger? Because I want to pick you first.
What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
You're so fine that I wouldn't care if you were dead or alive!
You smell just like my mom, want to grab a drink?
How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do I smell like your mom/dad?
Are you crippling depression and anxiety? Because you haunt me at every waking hour.
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
The fact that I'm missing some teeth only means that there's more room for your tongue.
Wow, you have a the chin of Superman. I bet you could take a serious punch.
Is that a discharge in your underwear, or are you just happy to see me?
Just like I never play with poop, I promise you that I will never play with your heart.
I like my partners, like how i like my fast-food meals. Extra-large!
My feelings of love for you are like the stars in the sky. They're probably long dead.
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would P on U.
Is your mom a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
I love you so much I would eat the corn from your poop.
You look like trash, may I take you out?
Your eyes are as blue as toilet water.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Antarctica is hot compared to you.
Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.
You smell... We should go take a shower together.
For a fatty, you don't seem to sweat much.
Are you Ebala? Because you melt my insides.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
I bet your muffled screams are as cute as u.
Since all the hot ones are already taken, this is going to be your lucky night!
You look a lot like my next victim.
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