Yesterday I went to the store for only 2 items, a rising crust pizza and a strawberry cake. Fortunately they were relatively light, so bringing it home was a pizza cake!
I was on the road yesterday with my metal detector looking for some cutlery.... I found plenty of spoons and knives but I didn't stop, until I hit a fork in the road.
I was testing the speaker phone on the intercom on our landline with my father yesterday. It started to make that annoying noise. My old man said it was too close to call.
I always start my day with makeup. It's the foundation for a good day, y'know? It covers up anything from yesterday and really sets things in place so I can powder through my work.
I got a packet of onions from the supermarket yesterday. Somehow, by today, all of them have disappeared. Guess this is why the shopkeeper warned me not to buy Bermuda Onions.
I was testing the speaker phone on the intercom on our landline with my father yesterday. It started to make that annoying noise. My old man said it was too close to call.
โYou dropped your kid off a changing table? Stuff just happens, okay? Last week, my kid ate a cigarette. I caught him playing in the dryer yesterday. I picked up the wrong baby from daycare. I found my baby swimming in the toilet. No judging.โ
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