Wondering Jokes

I was wondering about the color of the wind when it suddenly occurred to me that it blue.
Cherries are actually great at a lot of different sports. Their favorite one, in case you were wondering, is archerry.
If you are wondering about the fuzziest character in the gaming world, well it is definitely Princess Peach.
At a get-together, one fruit asked another "I was wondering how have you been". The other replied "Just peachy, isn't that grape?"
If you are wondering about a peach's favorite video game, well it's definitely 'Super Princess Peach'.
Wondering about a peach's favorite movie? Well it has to be the 'King's Peach'.
Wondering about a peach's favorite sci-fi novel? It's 'When You Peach Me'.
If you are wondering about a peach's favorite game, it's peach ball.
If you are wondering about the most important constitutional right of a peach citizen, well, it's none other than freedom of peach.
Are you from Canada? Because if you're wondering if you can go out on a date with me, well, you CAN–UH-DUH!
Wondering what crows wear during Halloween, well, they wear caw-stumes.
Wondering what crows prefer with soup, crows like crowtons in their soup.
"Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened." - Jennifer Yane
If you're wondering what to donate to a soup kitchen...
...a dining set would be chair-i-table
If you're wondering if someone's become a vampire, there's an easy way to tell. A true vampire is always coffin.
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