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Tool Jokes

Dinosaur Puns
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw. Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ? A dino-sewer.
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw!
Peach Puns
Which tool does a peach biologist often use for its experiment? – A peachtree dish (Petri dish).
Electricity Puns
What is a Jedi electrician’s favorite tool? His lightsaber”
What is a jedi electrician’s favorite tool?
His lightsaber.
What’s the best tool to install an electrical plug with?
A socket wrench.
Cat Puns
What is a cat’s favorite kitchen tool? The whisk-er.
Heart Puns
What’s the best tool to have when your heart sinks?
A Jack of Hearts.
Pick Up Lines
If I told you I worked at Home Depot, would you let me handle your tool?
Garden Quotes
"Your first job is to prepare the soil. The best tool for this is your neighbor's motorized garden tiller. If your neighbor does not own a garden tiller, suggest that he buy one."
- Dave Barry
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