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Man: What do math and my dick have in common? They're both hard for you
Woman: You must be a math problem because you're annoying and difficult. I don't wanna solve your problems for you.
What do troll mathematicians like to solve?
Parabolems?
How did the horse solve a murder?
Compiled newspaper clippings.
What did the deer say to each other when they were trying to solve a difficult problem? This is such a deer-lemma!
“Money doesn’t solve all problems but it could solve my money problem.” – Anonymous
“Marriage is an attempt to solve problems together which you didn’t even have when you were on your own.”—Eddie Cantor
Engineers like to Solve Problems but...
If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own.
Are your mathematics? I want to solve you.
The neighbor's dog pooped in our yard, so my wife told me to get the shovel and toss it over their fence.
But that didn't solve anything.
Now the neighbors have my shovel and someone still has to pick up the poop in our yard.
What did the deer say to each other when they were trying to solve a difficult problem? This is such a deer-lemma!
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