Man: What do math and my dick have in common? They're both hard for you Woman: You must be a math problem because you're annoying and difficult. I don't wanna solve your problems for you.
The neighbor's dog pooped in our yard, so my wife told me to get the shovel and toss it over their fence. But that didn't solve anything. Now the neighbors have my shovel and someone still has to pick up the poop in our yard.