Two Army football players were given a special SAT test to meet their admission requirements to the Military Academy. Soon after the test began the first guy turns to the second guy and asks, โOld MacDonald had a what?โ
The other replies, โHe had a farm.โ
The first asks, โHow do you spell it?โ
To which the second replied, โE-I-E-I-O.โ
My wife got a straw for her drink... When she sat down, she took a sip, and frustratedly sighed "My straw has a hole in it!" I replied "I should hope it has two!"
After buying grocers, I sat on the San Francisco pier and pondered life. My laundry detergent tipped over... Now Iโm sittin on the dock of a bay, watching my Tide roll away.
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Two Army football players were given a special SAT test to meet their admission requirements to the Military Academy. Soon after the test began the first guy turns to the second guy and asks, โOld MacDonald had a what?โ
The other replies, โHe had a farm.โ
The first asks, โHow do you spell it?โ
To which the second replied, โE-I-E-I-O.โ
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