Runs Jokes

What runs but can't walk? The faucet!
What runs but doesn't get anywhere? A refrigerator.
Do you know why diarrhea is hereditary? Because it runs through your jeans. What would you do if I stole a kiss? Call the Police
What runs around a garden but never moves? A fence.
What do you call a winged insect that hits home runs?
A fly swatter.
What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's Workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
“What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa’s Workshop? A rebel without a Claus.”
Nothing runs a pun like bad spelling, accept poor grammar's.
How do you know if a tiger is male or female?
Throw a rock at it. If he runs it's a male. If she runs it's a female.
Did you hear a gnome's favorite sport is baseball?
They love to score gnome runs.
A strawberry usually needs batteries when it runs out of juice.
Why don't skeletons ski the black diamond runs at Copper Mountain?
They've got soul, but they just don't have the heart for it.
Grandma runs the kitchen like a turtle-tarian; give her some space there.
Two cowboys are lost in the desert. One cowboy sees a tree that’s draped in bacon. “A bacon tree ! We’re saved!” He says. He runs to the tree and is shot up with bullets.
It wasn’t a bacon tree, it was a ham bush.
I like long runs on the beach.
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