Rose Jokes

Baby seal walks into a club...
Years later he would sing A kiss from a rose in the same club.
An elephant slept in his bunk,
And in slumber his chest rose and sunk.
But he snored -- how he snored!
All the other beasts roared,
So his wife tied a knot in his trunk.
There was a young lady named Rose,
Who had a large wart on her nose.
When she had it removed,
Her appearance improved,
But her glasses slipped down to her toes.
She followed her nose,
One day, I suppose,
And no one knows which way she went.
Why did the flower take her husband back after he cheated?
She rose above it.
What did Jesus say when he rose from the dead on Easter Sunday?
April Fools! I'm not really dead!
"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
― Toni Morrison, Jazz
You’re as beautiful as a flower, but I think I rose to the challenge.
I was sailing my boat when a massive hand rose out of the water and then slowly disappeared...
I thought, 'That's the biggest wave I've ever seen!'
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose? A collie-flower!
Pink is the early bird of the rainbow colors, it's always the first to rose and shine.
An elephant slept in his bunk,
And in slumber his chest rose and sunk.
But he snored — how he snored!
All the other beasts roared,
So his wife tied a knot in his trunk.
From a frog: Hey baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.
"I’m like old wine. They don’t bring me out very often… but I’m well preserved." - Rose Kennedy
The first time ever I saw your face I thought the sun rose in your eyes
I was sailing my boat when a massive hand rose out of the water and then slowly disappeared...
I thought, 'That's the biggest wave I've ever seen!'
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