Pets Jokes

Why don't pets make good astronauts?
They're afraid of the spay station
What does Willow Smith say to her pets? I whip my hare back and forth.
“I don’t understand people who don’t touch their pets. Their cat or dog is called a pet for a reason.”

- Jarod Kintz.
Why don’t giraffes make good pets?
They’re too high maintenance.
Over the years, my neighbour has buried his deceased pets in his backyard, and to his surprise, a plant has sprung up.
It's a Cemer Tree.
Why are dogwood trees amazing pets? They have a great bark and a wooden bite.
Why do flamingos make bad pets? They are too much of a birden.
There was a television channel ran by pets, the weather forecast was on and inclement weather was being predicted...
High chance of it raining cats and dogs, howling winds, and a possible purricane.
“I probably wouldn’t kill so many houseplants if they could scream for food and water the way my pets and children do.”
— Anonymous
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