Hits Jokes

What do you call it when someone hits avocados repeatedly with a hammer?
Gu-whack-a-mole-e.
If your imagination hits peak high and you combine a toadstool and a suitcase, you won’t have mushroom for your vacation clothes.
What is it called when a dinosaur hits a homerun?
A Dino-Score.
My wife drives like lightning.
I don't mean she drives fast - she hits trees.
Two fish are swimming in a river, when one of them hits a concrete wall. He turns to the other and says: "Dam"
What do you call it when a pillow hits its head?
A concushion.
What do you call a winged insect that hits home runs?
A fly swatter.
Why did the baseball player decide to shut down his website?
It just wasn't getting any hits.
Why do owls make such bad baseball players?
Their hits are always fowl.
Q: What falls but never hits the ground?
A: The temperature
Ana hits a lot of floating shots that her opponents destroy for winners. We need to sitter down and have a talk.
What happens when someone throws a rock at you? Rock bottom hits you.
Red ship hits Blue ship...
Sailors marooned.
What is the difference between a glass of wine and a man? A glass of wine hits the spot everytime.
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