Took the family on a whitewater rafting trip, and first time we came to a sudden descent in the river, we lost everything... That was just one of the downfalls!
I don’t know why everyone is so upset about untraditional family structures, it’s been happening in the animal world for years. For example, all water buffalos have three parents. One oxygen buffalo and two hydrogen buffalos.
After 30 years of marriage, I can both proudly and firmly declare that I still wear the pants in my family... My wife just tells me which ones to wear.
When my great-grandad went bald, he built a machine to weave himself a wig out of yarn. He then gave it to my grandad, who then gave it to my dad - and one day, it will be mine. It’s our family hair loom.