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Australian Pick Up Lines
Iā€™m like a boomerang. I just keep coming back to you.
Crow Puns
What did the crow said when it saw a car coming? Cawr.
Monster Puns
An idea is one of the worst killers of vampires. They don't see it coming, and then it dawns on them.
Funny Poems
Two frogs fell into a bucket of cream
And must paddle to keep afloat;
But one soon tired and sank to rest
With a gurgling sigh in his throat.
The other paddled away all night,
And not a croak did he utter,
And with the coming of morning light
He rode on an island of butter.
The flies came thick to his island home
And made him a breakfast snappy.
The milkmaid shrieked and upset the pail,
And froggy hopped away happy.
We can all find a moral in this rhyme,
And should hasten at once to apply:
Success will come in the most difficult time
If we paddle and never say die!
Movie Pick Up Lines
Want to see the real coming attraction?
Frankenstein Puns
How did Frankenstein know Jesus was coming for a visit?
He used his frankincense.
Ghoul Puns
Why did people stop going to the ghoul hospital?
They kept coming out dead!
Garden Quotes
"What does the letter "A" have in common with a flower?
They both have bees coming after them."
- Kim Roblin
Meat Puns
What do you call a group of butchers coming together? A meating.
Corona Virus Jokes
That mask is becoming on you. If it were me, Iā€™d be coming too.
Irish Puns
I told my friend that our old school friend is coming to attend St Patrick's feast. She was surprised. She asked, "O'Reilly?"
Donā€™t worry, Moher pictures are coming.
Food Quotes
ā€œIā€™m like Pacman when Iā€™m at a party, I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.ā€
ā€• Unknown
Funny Break Up Lines
Hear that sound? (cup hand to ear) Yep- that's a dump truck, and it's coming for you!
Onion Puns
My son ate daffodil bulbs instead of onions
But that's really serious! Is he in hospital?

Yes, he's still a bit yellow, but he should be coming out in the spring.
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