Cleaner Jokes

I entered an auction on Ebay for a water butt cleaner.
But, I got out-bidet.
Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaner cords aren’t long enough.
How does the man help clean the house? Raising the feet, for the woman to pass the vacuum cleaner on the carpet.
I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner as all it was doing was gathering dust.
When you clean out a vacuum cleaner, you make the vacuum cleaner.
Just bought a vacuum cleaner, from a Buddhist selling them door to door. I should have known better..
It came with no attachments.
When you clean out a vacuum cleaner, does that make YOU a vacuum cleaner?
What did the vacuum cleaner salesman say before murdering his son?
Dyson!
I brought a new vacuum cleaner.
It sucks.
If you think that your phone, laptop, microwave and fridge spying on you is bad
Then you should know that your vaccum cleaner has been collecting dirt on you for a while .
There’s a lot of proposals on cleaning up space in earth’s orbit from broken satellites.
Looks like they’ll need a vacuum cleaner.
"It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawnmower, snowblower, or vacuum cleaner." – Ben Bergor
What is the difference between a drummer and a vacuum cleaner?
You have to plug one of them in before it sucks.
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