Anybody Jokes

Does anybody remember the joke I posted about my spine?
It was about a weak back.
Anybody who can complete tasks atop the surface of their lower kitchen cabinets is...
counter productive.
Prince Charles is selling his towel.
If anybody wants a heir dryer...
"After a good dinner, one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations."
— Oscar Wilde
“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”
George Carlin
Did anybody ever consider that cannibalism would resolve both overpopulation – and world hunger?
“Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?” — Edgar Bergen
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody want to let me in?
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else
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