Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
Can I be your next varietal?
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
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