I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
Can I be your next varietal?
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.
Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
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