Want to go shopping? Today only there's a special deal: 30% off on my heart!
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
Did you hear that? They're playing our future song on the speakers!
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
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