Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
Can I be your next varietal?
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
Want to go shopping? Today only there's a special deal: 30% off on my heart!
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
Funny meat-ing you here.
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
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