I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
Did you hear that? They're playing our future song on the speakers!
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
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