Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
Want to go shopping? Today only there's a special deal: 30% off on my heart!
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
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