Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
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