Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Do you like free samples?
Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
Can I be your next varietal?
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
Did you hear that? They're playing our future song on the speakers!
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
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