You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Can I be your next varietal?
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
Want to go shopping? Today only there's a special deal: 30% off on my heart!
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
Did you hear that? They're playing our future song on the speakers!
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
Go to BabaMail
