What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
Can I be your next varietal?
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
Do you like free samples?
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
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