I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
Do you like free samples?
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
Want to go shopping? Today only there's a special deal: 30% off on my heart!
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
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