You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
Want to go shopping? Today only there's a special deal: 30% off on my heart!
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
Funny meat-ing you here.
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
Can I be your next varietal?
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
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