Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
Want to go shopping? Today only there's a special deal: 30% off on my heart!
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
Did you hear that? They're playing our future song on the speakers!
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
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