I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
Want to go shopping? Today only there's a special deal: 30% off on my heart!
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
Did you hear that? They're playing our future song on the speakers!
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Do you like free samples?
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
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