I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
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