Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
Funny meat-ing you here.
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
Do you like free samples?
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
Can I be your next varietal?
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
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