I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
Do you like free samples?
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
Funny meat-ing you here.
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
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