Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
Can I be your next varietal?
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
Funny meat-ing you here.
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
Want to go shopping? Today only there's a special deal: 30% off on my heart!
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
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