You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
To me, you’re just like hydrogen because you’re number 1!
I’m not an astronomer, but I still promise to give you the sun, moon, and stars.
Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
You’re the Higgs boson particle of my life… Because without you, my universe wouldn’t “matter.”
Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
Baby you could even make the Cold War hot!
My love for you is like the universe… never-ending!
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
According to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, If I’m attracted to you, then you’re attracted to me.
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are!
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
You are the square to my root.
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