Do you want to be my lab partner? I think we could have some great chemistry together.
I’m attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
Babe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean Columbus sailed… and I’m lost at sea.
Are you a compound of beryllium and barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
Baby you could even make the Cold War hot!
You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
My love for you is like the Spanish Armada – unsinkable!
I’m not part of the Prohibition Movement. You can speakeasy to me.
The direction fields of my heart all point to you.
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause, you look out of this world.
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
To me, you’re just like hydrogen because you’re number 1!
I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.
Your infectious smile puts cholera to shame.
Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.
The Tsar Bomba, the most powerful nuclear explosive in recorded history, has an output of 57 megatons of TNT
And that pales in comparison to how much of a bombshell you are.
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable.
Are you a centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
You're hotter than a data center!
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
If I were Columbus, I would sail day and night to reach the depths of your heart.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
How about drinking some alcohol to catalyze your love reaction a bit more?
Anaerobic respiration reminds me of how you take my breath away.
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
I must be a litmus paper, and you must be acid. Because every time I come into contact with you, I turn all red.
My name? It's Bond. Covalent Bond.
All I want is to fill that vacuum in your heart.
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?
When I see you, I feel like I am going to reach my melting point.
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
Hey girl, you won’t need the Rosetta Stone to translate my love for you.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
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