Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
Just like a blue supergiant star, you’re exceedingly hot and extremely bright.
Roses are red and so is the state, let us be comrades because I think you are great
I less than three you.
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
I’m like the Jean Baptiste-Colbert of relationships. I never trade with anyone else.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.
Let’s act like we’re a couple of colonists and do a few intolerable acts together.
You must be copper because I always cu in my dreams.
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
Are we going to do some gravity experiments? Okay, let’s test how fast I would free fall for you.
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
Are you a red blood cell? Because you never fail in delivering what my heart needs.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
I have successfully managed to synthesize a protein that makes two people fall in love. Do you want to try it?
How about drinking some alcohol to catalyze your love reaction a bit more?
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
If I were Columbus, I would sail day and night to reach the depths of your heart.
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
My love for you is like the Spanish Armada – unsinkable!
Like America to Hawaii in 1898, you’ve annexed my heart.
Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
Even if I was T-Rex, I would find a way to hug you.
You have one compact set.
You must be vaporizing from a solid-state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
You are the square to my root.
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
You're hotter than a data center!
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
If I told you that you have a wonderful antibody, would you hold it against me?
You must be related to Alfred Nobel because baby you are dynamite!
You are beryllium, gold, and titanium all rolled into one. Simply BeAuTi-ful.
Hey girl, you won’t need the Rosetta Stone to translate my love for you.
Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are!
You are one well-defined function!
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
Your lips may be saying no, but your endorphins are saying yes.
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
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