I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
You have one compact set.
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
You must be phylum because you seem to be above class.
The direction fields of my heart all point to you.
Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
You’ve been here for short while, but my heart is beating really fast and I can feel some surface tension between us.
I am a chemist. Want to get together and see the reaction?
You must be vaporizing from a solid-state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
Your gravitational pull is irresistible!
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
I think you might be a star because I can’t stop orbiting around you.
I’m no James Monroe, but I can give you an Era of Good Feelings.
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
Your infectious smile puts cholera to shame.
Let’s show Potassium and water that the two of us can make a more energetic reaction together than them!
Are you a compound of beryllium and barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.
There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are!
You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
I less than three you.
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.
I would tell you more chemistry pick-up lines, but all the good ones Argon!
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
Woah, that attractive field of yours is pulling me in! By any chance, are you a Van de Graaff generator?
Anaerobic respiration reminds me of how you take my breath away.
Do you know why Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table of elements? That’s because I love U!
I’ll open your heart like Nixon opened the door to China in ’72.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?
Even if I was T-Rex, I would find a way to hug you.
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
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