Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
I’m not part of the Prohibition Movement. You can speakeasy to me.
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.
Babe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean Columbus sailed… and I’m lost at sea.
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause, you look out of this world.
I am a chemist. Want to get together and see the reaction?
I less than three you.
Hey, would you like to be lab partners? It would be a pleasure to do some anatomy and biology experiments with you.
By any chance, is your atomic number 11? Well, it’s because you are sodium fine!
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
Baby, you’re hotter than Rome under Nero.
How about drinking some alcohol to catalyze your love reaction a bit more?
The Tsar Bomba, the most powerful nuclear explosive in recorded history, has an output of 57 megatons of TNT
And that pales in comparison to how much of a bombshell you are.
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
I would tell you more chemistry pick-up lines, but all the good ones Argon!
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
Your angles must be less than 90 degrees because I think that you are so acute.
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
If I were Columbus, I would sail day and night to reach the depths of your heart.
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
I’m attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
You breathe oxygen too? We have so much in common!
Did you invent the airplane? ‘Cause, you seem Wright to me.
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages, you light up my world.
You must be vaporizing from a solid-state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
Do you want to be my lab partner? I think we could have some great chemistry together.
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
I want to stick to you like glucose.
Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.
If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
Are you a dictator? Because you have absolute power over me.
I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
I was wondering if you like science because I have had my ion you for some time.
The direction fields of my heart all point to you.
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
Your lips may be saying no, but your endorphins are saying yes.
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
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