My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.
By any chance, is your atomic number 11? Well, it’s because you are sodium fine!
Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are!
You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.
Hi, I’m a T-cell, and I’m here to protect you from everything.
You are so hot, you must be what is causing Global Warming.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
Are you a centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
Your gravitational pull is irresistible!
If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
If I told you that you have a wonderful antibody, would you hold it against me?
I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
I have successfully managed to synthesize a protein that makes two people fall in love. Do you want to try it?
You must be mitochondria because you are the powerhouse of my heart.
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
You must be copper because I always cu in my dreams.
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
I want to stick to you like cyanoacrylate.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
Your infectious smile puts cholera to shame.
Let’s show Potassium and water that the two of us can make a more energetic reaction together than them!
You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
I was wondering if you like science because I have had my ion you for some time.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
You’ve been here for short while, but my heart is beating really fast and I can feel some surface tension between us.
You breathe oxygen too? We have so much in common!
Hey girl, you won’t need the Rosetta Stone to translate my love for you.
If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
Did you invent the airplane? ‘Cause, you seem Wright to me.
Anaerobic respiration reminds me of how you take my breath away.
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
You’re the Higgs boson particle of my life… Because without you, my universe wouldn’t “matter.”
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