If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
Did you just swallow a magnet? Because I’m so attracted to you right now.
Baby you could even make the Cold War hot!
Woah, that attractive field of yours is pulling me in! By any chance, are you a Van de Graaff generator?
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
Are you a dictator? Because you have absolute power over me.
I’m not an astronomer, but I still promise to give you the sun, moon, and stars.
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
You are beryllium, gold, and titanium all rolled into one. Simply BeAuTi-ful.
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
You must have been born in an open cluster because you shine as if you were a young star.
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
I less than three you.
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
Wow, you're undeniably exothermic! I bet you get that reaction a lot.
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
You must be mitochondria because you are the powerhouse of my heart.
I’m not part of the Prohibition Movement. You can speakeasy to me.
I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?
I must be a litmus paper, and you must be acid. Because every time I come into contact with you, I turn all red.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
How about drinking some alcohol to catalyze your love reaction a bit more?
You must be copper because I always cu in my dreams.
Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
Hey girl, you won’t need the Rosetta Stone to translate my love for you.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
Do you want to share some valence electrons? This way, we can have a stable relationship.
You must be related to Alfred Nobel because baby you are dynamite!
Babe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean Columbus sailed… and I’m lost at sea.
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
I am a chemist. Want to get together and see the reaction?
I think you might be a star because I can’t stop orbiting around you.
You are so hot, you must be what is causing Global Warming.
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
Even if I was T-Rex, I would find a way to hug you.
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
Are we going to do some gravity experiments? Okay, let’s test how fast I would free fall for you.
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
Do you want to be my lab partner? I think we could have some great chemistry together.
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
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