You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
Are we going to do some gravity experiments? Okay, let’s test how fast I would free fall for you.
You're hotter than a data center!
You are one well-defined function!
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.
You are so hot, you must be what is causing Global Warming.
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
Roses are red and so is the state, let us be comrades because I think you are great
You must be the square root of two because I'm irrational around you.
Baby, you rock my world!
If I were Columbus, I would sail day and night to reach the depths of your heart.
Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are!
I’ll open your heart like Nixon opened the door to China in ’72.
You are beryllium, gold, and titanium all rolled into one. Simply BeAuTi-ful.
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
Did you invent the airplane? ‘Cause, you seem Wright to me.
You must be vaporizing from a solid-state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
Even if I was T-Rex, I would find a way to hug you.
If I told you that you have a wonderful antibody, would you hold it against me?
Do you know why Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table of elements? That’s because I love U!
You have one compact set.
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
Let’s show Potassium and water that the two of us can make a more energetic reaction together than them!
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
Hi, I’m a T-cell, and I’m here to protect you from everything.
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
Are you a compound of beryllium and barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
You are like an electron and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
In my own version of the periodic table of elements, the number one element is U.
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
I wish your name was Avogadro because then I would already know your number.
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