My love for you is like the Spanish Armada – unsinkable!
Stop Stalin and let’s hook up.
You are so hot, you must be what is causing Global Warming.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
I would tell you more chemistry pick-up lines, but all the good ones Argon!
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
According to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, If I’m attracted to you, then you’re attracted to me.
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
You are beryllium, gold, and titanium all rolled into one. Simply BeAuTi-ful.
Even if I was T-Rex, I would find a way to hug you.
How about drinking some alcohol to catalyze your love reaction a bit more?
I have successfully managed to synthesize a protein that makes two people fall in love. Do you want to try it?
Your angles must be less than 90 degrees because I think that you are so acute.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
Do you want to be my lab partner? I think we could have some great chemistry together.
You’re the Higgs boson particle of my life… Because without you, my universe wouldn’t “matter.”
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
Are you a compound of beryllium and barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
Baby, you rock my world!
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
My love for you is like the universe… never-ending!
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
I’m not part of the Prohibition Movement. You can speakeasy to me.
To me, you’re just like hydrogen because you’re number 1!
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
You are one well-defined function!
I think my heart just lagged.
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.
Are you a centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.
Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.
By any chance, is your atomic number 11? Well, it’s because you are sodium fine!
You must be phylum because you seem to be above class.
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