I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
Do you know why Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table of elements? That’s because I love U!
You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
You must be mitochondria because you are the powerhouse of my heart.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
You are like an electron and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
Did you invent the airplane? ‘Cause, you seem Wright to me.
You are one well-defined function!
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
You have one compact set.
I have successfully managed to synthesize a protein that makes two people fall in love. Do you want to try it?
Do you want to be my lab partner? I think we could have some great chemistry together.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?
You're hotter than a data center!
If I told you that you have a wonderful antibody, would you hold it against me?
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.
I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages, you light up my world.
Hey girl, you won’t need the Rosetta Stone to translate my love for you.
Stop Stalin and let’s hook up.
By any chance, is your atomic number 11? Well, it’s because you are sodium fine!
My love for you is like a Trojan Horse, it’ll sneak up on you when you least expect it.
If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
Every function without you will always be void of love.
I was wondering if you like science because I have had my ion you for some time.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
I want to stick to you like glucose.
Are you a compound of beryllium and barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
I think my heart just lagged.
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