Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause, you look out of this world.
You must be related to Alfred Nobel because baby you are dynamite!
By any chance, is your atomic number 11? Well, it’s because you are sodium fine!
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.
Your Ph factor must be 14 because you’re the most basic need in my life right now.
I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.
Do you want to share some valence electrons? This way, we can have a stable relationship.
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
You must be vaporizing from a solid-state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
I’m like the Jean Baptiste-Colbert of relationships. I never trade with anyone else.
You must be mitochondria because you are the powerhouse of my heart.
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
You are beryllium, gold, and titanium all rolled into one. Simply BeAuTi-ful.
My name? It's Bond. Covalent Bond.
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
Are you a dictator? Because you have absolute power over me.
Woah, that attractive field of yours is pulling me in! By any chance, are you a Van de Graaff generator?
You must be copper because I always cu in my dreams.
You must be phylum because you seem to be above class.
You’ve been here for short while, but my heart is beating really fast and I can feel some surface tension between us.
In my own version of the periodic table of elements, the number one element is U.
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable.
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
My love for you is like the Spanish Armada – unsinkable!
I was wondering if you like science because I have had my ion you for some time.
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
You are one well-defined function!
Baby, you rock my world!
Do you want to be my lab partner? I think we could have some great chemistry together.
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
Let’s act like we’re a couple of colonists and do a few intolerable acts together.
I less than three you.
Like America to Hawaii in 1898, you’ve annexed my heart.
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