My name? It's Bond. Covalent Bond.
Baby, you’re hotter than Rome under Nero.
I was wondering if you like science because I have had my ion you for some time.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
Your infectious smile puts cholera to shame.
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
You are the square to my root.
I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
Your gravitational pull is irresistible!
You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
Your Ph factor must be 14 because you’re the most basic need in my life right now.
You’re so hot you make my lab goggles fog up.
I love all of your stratified layers!
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
I want to stick to you like glucose.
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
My love for you is like the universe… never-ending!
I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?
Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
Your angles must be less than 90 degrees because I think that you are so acute.
You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.
Just like a blue supergiant star, you’re exceedingly hot and extremely bright.
My love for you is like the Spanish Armada – unsinkable!
Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are!
By any chance, is your atomic number 11? Well, it’s because you are sodium fine!
According to the multiverse theory, there’s at least one universe where we end up together. Do you want this universe to be one of them?
If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
Let’s act like we’re a couple of colonists and do a few intolerable acts together.
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
You must have been born in an open cluster because you shine as if you were a young star.
Even if I was T-Rex, I would find a way to hug you.
Are you a centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
Is your Wi-Fi on because I can feel a very strong connection with you?
You are sweeter than 3.14.
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
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