You must have been born in an open cluster because you shine as if you were a young star.
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
Hey, would you like to be lab partners? It would be a pleasure to do some anatomy and biology experiments with you.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.
You are beryllium, gold, and titanium all rolled into one. Simply BeAuTi-ful.
I’m like the Jean Baptiste-Colbert of relationships. I never trade with anyone else.
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
My love for you is like the Spanish Armada – unsinkable!
Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
Are we going to do some gravity experiments? Okay, let’s test how fast I would free fall for you.
I would tell you more chemistry pick-up lines, but all the good ones Argon!
I want to stick to you like cyanoacrylate.
Your Ph factor must be 14 because you’re the most basic need in my life right now.
When I see you, I feel like I am going to reach my melting point.
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
Your infectious smile puts cholera to shame.
According to the multiverse theory, there’s at least one universe where we end up together. Do you want this universe to be one of them?
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
The Tsar Bomba, the most powerful nuclear explosive in recorded history, has an output of 57 megatons of TNT
And that pales in comparison to how much of a bombshell you are.
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages, you light up my world.
If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
I think you might be a star because I can’t stop orbiting around you.
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
If I told you that you have a wonderful antibody, would you hold it against me?
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
The direction fields of my heart all point to you.
You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
I want to stick to you like glucose.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.
You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
Hi, I’m a T-cell, and I’m here to protect you from everything.
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