Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
You’ve been here for short while, but my heart is beating really fast and I can feel some surface tension between us.
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable.
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
You must be the square root of two because I'm irrational around you.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
To me, you’re just like hydrogen because you’re number 1!
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
You are one well-defined function!
You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.
Are you a compound of beryllium and barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
Hey, would you like to be lab partners? It would be a pleasure to do some anatomy and biology experiments with you.
You’re the Higgs boson particle of my life… Because without you, my universe wouldn’t “matter.”
You have one compact set.
I would tell you more chemistry pick-up lines, but all the good ones Argon!
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
Like America to Hawaii in 1898, you’ve annexed my heart.
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
According to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, If I’m attracted to you, then you’re attracted to me.
Roses are red and so is the state, let us be comrades because I think you are great
Baby you could even make the Cold War hot!
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
You’re so hot you make my lab goggles fog up.
In my own version of the periodic table of elements, the number one element is U.
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
Did you invent the airplane? ‘Cause, you seem Wright to me.
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
You must be mitochondria because you are the powerhouse of my heart.
Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
I want to stick to you like cyanoacrylate.
Did your parents work on The Manhattan Project? Because you’re the bomb!
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
Are you a dictator? Because you have absolute power over me.
Can you tell me the oxidation state of this atom? If you can’t, then you can tell me your phone number instead?
Let’s show Potassium and water that the two of us can make a more energetic reaction together than them!
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
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