You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves hand.
You are the object of my preposition.
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
I love analyzing texts, but you haven't sent me any.
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
Wanna exchange genetic information with me?
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
Are you a bookmark? Because I keep rereading the pages you are on!
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
Wanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?
If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
I can turn your software into hardware.
We could make such a beautiful library together.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the One.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Are you Darth Vader, because I wouldn't mind if you used a little force to choke me.
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
If I was a chessboard, I'd be lucky to have a queen like you.
Tell me of this thing you humans call... (dramatic pause) love.
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
I'd spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but baby, I'd spend every day with you.
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness From a distance.
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind.
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
"Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy."
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