I'm no Jane, but I'd Eyre on the side of saying I think you're beautiful.
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
Wanna exchange genetic information with me?
My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
"Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy."
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
Your lab or my lab?
You look so good, it's like you have a permanent photoshop filter on.
"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
― Toni Morrison, Jazz
Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
I like books, you like books, why don't we start writing the story of us?
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
Come, let’s measure the coefficient of friction between us.
I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.
What's the use of having the best phone, but not having my number?
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
Let's hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
Why settle for metaphors? How about I turn that simile into a smile?
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
Tell me of this thing you humans call... (dramatic pause) love.
You must be a library book because I can’t stop checking you out.
Excuse me, could you point me toward the Self-Help section? I need some advice on how to approach a gorgeous guy in a bookstore without seeming creepy.
We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
You must be a summoner, cause I can feel a powerful creature rising... in my pants!
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie.
Every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
Baby, you're so hot it's got to be at least Fahrenheit 451 in here.
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