I love analyzing texts, but you haven't sent me any.
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
Are you fossil? Because I want to date you!
Why settle for metaphors? How about I turn that simile into a smile?
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
Are you my favorite book? Because when I think about you I touch my shelf.
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
Has anyone ever told you that you look like an ancient Chinese scroll? Because I can't stop looking you up and down.
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
If I was a chessboard, I'd be lucky to have a queen like you.
Here is my libary card, because im checking you out.
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
― Toni Morrison, Jazz
Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
Excuse me, could you point me toward the Self-Help section? I need some advice on how to approach a gorgeous guy in a bookstore without seeming creepy.
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
Is there a magnet in here because I'm really attracted to You.
I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
Your lab or my lab?
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
You are the object of my preposition.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
70 percent of the human body is made up of water and im very thirsty.
You must be a summoner, cause I can feel a powerful creature rising... in my pants!
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
You look so good, it's like you have a permanent photoshop filter on.
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves hand.
If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.
I'd spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but baby, I'd spend every day with you.
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
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