I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind.
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are BeAuTi-ful.
Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
I love analyzing texts, but you haven't sent me any.
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
Are you into science? Because I lab you so much!
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
I like books, you like books, why don't we start writing the story of us?
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
Call me Ishmael. Or just call me.
Excuse me, could you point me toward the Self-Help section? I need some advice on how to approach a gorgeous guy in a bookstore without seeming creepy.
My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.
I can turn your software into hardware.
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
70 percent of the human body is made up of water and im very thirsty.
Has anyone ever told you that you look like an ancient Chinese scroll? Because I can't stop looking you up and down.
I'd spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but baby, I'd spend every day with you.
Are you my favorite book? Because when I think about you I touch my shelf.
Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.
Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron.
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
Girl, it makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.
I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness From a distance.
I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
Are you a classic? Because my love for you is timeless.
What's the use of having the best phone, but not having my number?
If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
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