I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are BeAuTi-ful.
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
I can turn your software into hardware.
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness From a distance.
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
You must be a library book because I can’t stop checking you out.
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
You are my density!
Are you into science? Because I lab you so much!
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
Are you fossil? Because I want to date you!
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
Tell me of this thing you humans call... (dramatic pause) love.
Is there a magnet in here because I'm really attracted to You.
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
Are you my favorite book? Because when I think about you I touch my shelf.
Why settle for metaphors? How about I turn that simile into a smile?
If I was a chessboard, I'd be lucky to have a queen like you.
Baby, you're so hot it's got to be at least Fahrenheit 451 in here.
Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
Here is my libary card, because im checking you out.
We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Hey girl, are you gold? Because I'm in Au of your beauty.
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
Girl, it makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
I'm no Jane, but I'd Eyre on the side of saying I think you're beautiful.
Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves hand.
Is your name Scarlett? Because when I saw you my heart was gone with the wind.
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
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