Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
Has anyone ever told you that you look like an ancient Chinese scroll? Because I can't stop looking you up and down.
Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
Is there a magnet in here because I'm really attracted to You.
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
Baby, you're so hot it's got to be at least Fahrenheit 451 in here.
Come, let’s measure the coefficient of friction between us.
You must be related to Nikola Tesla because you're electrifying.
I love analyzing texts, but you haven't sent me any.
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
We could make such a beautiful library together.
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie.
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
I want to read you from cover to cover.
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
Is your name Scarlett? Because when I saw you my heart was gone with the wind.
"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
― Toni Morrison, Jazz
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
Your lab or my lab?
I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness From a distance.
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
Here is my libary card, because im checking you out.
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
You are the object of my preposition.
Hey, does this handkerchief smell like CHCl3?
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
If everything in life passes, why do not you pass me your WhatsApp?
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind.
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
Why settle for metaphors? How about I turn that simile into a smile?
Every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
If I was a chessboard, I'd be lucky to have a queen like you.
Your name is insert name here?
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!
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