Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie.
We could make such a beautiful library together.
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
Whenever you and me get together, it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind.
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
You’re sweeter than fructose.
Excuse me, could you point me toward the Self-Help section? I need some advice on how to approach a gorgeous guy in a bookstore without seeming creepy.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
What's the use of having the best phone, but not having my number?
My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
You are the object of my preposition.
If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you.
I'm no Jane, but I'd Eyre on the side of saying I think you're beautiful.
Is there a magnet in here because I'm really attracted to You.
I’ve got my ion you, baby.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
Here is my libary card, because im checking you out.
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
Let's hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
Are you into science? Because I lab you so much!
If I was a robot and you were one 2 if I lost a nut would you give me a screw.
Are you fossil? Because I want to date you!
Wanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
Has anyone ever told you that you look like an ancient Chinese scroll? Because I can't stop looking you up and down.
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
Wanna exchange genetic information with me?
"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
― Toni Morrison, Jazz
I can turn your software into hardware.
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