Is there a magnet in here because I'm really attracted to You.
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
70 percent of the human body is made up of water and im very thirsty.
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
If you where a sheep I would clone you.
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves hand.
Here is my libary card, because im checking you out.
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are BeAuTi-ful.
I’ve got my ion you, baby.
"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
Let's hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
If everything in life passes, why do not you pass me your WhatsApp?
Has anyone ever told you that you look like an ancient Chinese scroll? Because I can't stop looking you up and down.
You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind.
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.
Tell me of this thing you humans call... (dramatic pause) love.
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
If I was a chessboard, I'd be lucky to have a queen like you.
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
I'm no Jane, but I'd Eyre on the side of saying I think you're beautiful.
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
Are you a classic? Because my love for you is timeless.
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
If I was a robot and you were one 2 if I lost a nut would you give me a screw.
Girl, it makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
Why settle for metaphors? How about I turn that simile into a smile?
Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!
Are you my favorite book? Because when I think about you I touch my shelf.
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
You look so good, it's like you have a permanent photoshop filter on.
Baby, you're so hot it's got to be at least Fahrenheit 451 in here.
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