Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Are you a bookmark? Because I keep rereading the pages you are on!
I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
Every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
Wanna exchange genetic information with me?
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness From a distance.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron.
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves hand.
Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you.
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
You make me want to upgrade my Tivo.
70 percent of the human body is made up of water and im very thirsty.
I'd spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but baby, I'd spend every day with you.
"Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy."
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
― Toni Morrison, Jazz
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
I’ve got my ion you, baby.
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
Are you an audiobook? Because I want to listen to you forever.
I want to read you from cover to cover.
My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
Girl, it makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
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