I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
If I was a chessboard, I'd be lucky to have a queen like you.
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
Are you a bookmark? Because I keep rereading the pages you are on!
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
70 percent of the human body is made up of water and im very thirsty.
Excuse me, could you point me toward the Self-Help section? I need some advice on how to approach a gorgeous guy in a bookstore without seeming creepy.
Come with me, let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the One.
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
Wanna exchange genetic information with me?
We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
Has anyone ever told you that you look like an ancient Chinese scroll? Because I can't stop looking you up and down.
We could make such a beautiful library together.
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.
Is there a magnet in here because I'm really attracted to You.
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
― Toni Morrison, Jazz
You must be related to Nikola Tesla because you're electrifying.
If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you.
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.
Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
You’re more special than relativity.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
You must be a summoner, cause I can feel a powerful creature rising... in my pants!
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.
I’ve got my ion you, baby.
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
Hey, does this handkerchief smell like CHCl3?
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