With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
What's the use of having the best phone, but not having my number?
Why settle for metaphors? How about I turn that simile into a smile?
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.
You must be a library book because I can’t stop checking you out.
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
My Creeper gets excited when it sees how hot you look.(Minecraft)
Are you an audiobook? Because I want to listen to you forever.
Are you a bookmark? Because I keep rereading the pages you are on!
If I was a chessboard, I'd be lucky to have a queen like you.
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
Here is my libary card, because im checking you out.
We could make such a beautiful library together.
I know that 70% of the human body is composed of H2O, but the tall drink of water I'm looking at is probably 97%.
My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
Let's hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
Whenever you and me get together, it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
I can turn your software into hardware.
Come, let’s measure the coefficient of friction between us.
Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie.
I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
"Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy."
Wanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?
I like books, you like books, why don't we start writing the story of us?
You make me want to upgrade my Tivo.
Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me.
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
You must be a summoner, cause I can feel a powerful creature rising... in my pants!
70 percent of the human body is made up of water and im very thirsty.
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are BeAuTi-ful.
I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness From a distance.
"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
― Toni Morrison, Jazz
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