Excuse me, could you point me toward the Self-Help section? I need some advice on how to approach a gorgeous guy in a bookstore without seeming creepy.
Girl, it makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
Whenever you and me get together, it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!
I'm no Jane, but I'd Eyre on the side of saying I think you're beautiful.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
Hey girl, are you gold? Because I'm in Au of your beauty.
My Creeper gets excited when it sees how hot you look.(Minecraft)
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the One.
Here is my libary card, because im checking you out.
If you where a sheep I would clone you.
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
If I was a robot and you were one 2 if I lost a nut would you give me a screw.
You must be a summoner, cause I can feel a powerful creature rising... in my pants!
Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you.
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness From a distance.
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
I love analyzing texts, but you haven't sent me any.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
I'd spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but baby, I'd spend every day with you.
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
Your name is insert name here?
Baby, you're so hot it's got to be at least Fahrenheit 451 in here.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
What's the use of having the best phone, but not having my number?
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