"You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section—because you could melt all this stuff."
- Steve Martin, My Blue Heaven (1990)
"Do you have a cell phone I could use?"
"Why?"
"Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing."
- Couples Retreat (2009)
Hey, are you Oscar? Because I really want to win you...
"I like the parts of your face that are covered with skin."
- Anchorman 2 (2013)
This movie is not the only thing in the room that's feature-length.
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself...
"Baby, let me hack your pentagon."
- Person of Interest
“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
- Will Smith, Hitch (2005)
I'll be your farm boy if you'll be my Princess Bride.
"I don't bite, you know... unless it's called for."
- Audrey Hepburn, Charade (1963)
"Go home! Go home! Go home! With me."
- Family Matters
You must be the iceberg from Titanic and I'm the ship because tonight we're gonna smash.
Here's to a big opening weekend.
"So… Do you like cheese?"
- Duke, She’s The Man (2006)
Hey, are you Cinderella because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.
"If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me."
- Trees Lounge (1996)
"Can you empty your pocket? I believe you have stolen my heart."
- Leverage
Call me Pooh. Because all I want is you, honey!
If I had Jack Sparrow's compass, it'd be pointing at you.
"I hear voices, too. Voices that say, 'If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump.'"
- Jimmy Stewart, You Can't Take It with You (1938)
Baby, the Millennium Falcon isn't the only thing that does it in less than 12 parsecs.
Why don't you reach in and grab some popcorn?
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his lightsaber?
"Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing."
- Austin Powers (1999)
Were you forged in the fires of Mount Doom? Because you're precious to me.
"Standing next to you makes me feel better about myself."
- 30 Rock
"Are you a witch because you sure got me spellbound."
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon.
"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
I don't need 3D glasses to see how beautiful you are!
"I am a leaf on the wind... in bed."
- Firefly
Is your name Alice? ‘cause baby I can show you Wonderland.
They say Disney World is the happiest place on earth, obviously, they haven't been in your arms.
Let's skip the Netflix on the sofa and go straight to chill in my bed.
Let's play a game called TV, I turn your knobs and you watch my antennae rise.
Girl, are you Netflix?
Because I love watching 'you.'
"We gotta get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini."
- Jay Chandrasekhar, Beerfest (2006)
"Hey girl, I don't have power and success, but I'm funny."
- Modern Family
"You could be drinking whole [milk] if you wanted to."
- Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
“I gotta warn ya, every man I’ve ever gone out with has been ruined.”
“Well, that’s what they get for messing with my girl.”
- Bugsy (1991)
Want to see the real coming attraction?
I would ask for Netflix and Chill, but you look like you are into more interactive stories.
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
"I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination."
- Gossip Girl
"You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart."
- Grey's Anatomy
"Is that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?"
- Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (1942)
I'll love you until Tom catches Jerry and has him for supper.
"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, Netflix, and mimosas with no pants on.
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
"I may be an outlaw, darling. But you're the one stealing my heart."
- Brad Pitt, Thelma, and Louise (1991)