Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair?
Here's to a big opening weekend.
"I hear voices, too. Voices that say, 'If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump.'"
- Jimmy Stewart, You Can't Take It with You (1938)
You must be the iceberg from Titanic and I'm the ship because tonight we're gonna smash.
I think you are a horror movie because I can't sleep when I think about you.
“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
- Will Smith, Hitch (2005)
Is your name Alice? ‘cause baby I can show you Wonderland.
They say Disney World is the happiest place on earth, obviously, they haven't been in your arms.
Want to see the real coming attraction?
Baby, the Millennium Falcon isn't the only thing that does it in less than 12 parsecs.
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his lightsaber?
"Are you a witch because you sure got me spellbound."
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
Let's play a game called TV, I turn your knobs and you watch my antennae rise.
“I gotta warn ya, every man I’ve ever gone out with has been ruined.”
“Well, that’s what they get for messing with my girl.”
- Bugsy (1991)
"Can you empty your pocket? I believe you have stolen my heart."
- Leverage
If I had Jack Sparrow's compass, it'd be pointing at you.
"So… Do you like cheese?"
- Duke, She’s The Man (2006)
"We gotta get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini."
- Jay Chandrasekhar, Beerfest (2006)
"Go home! Go home! Go home! With me."
- Family Matters
I would ask for Netflix and Chill, but you look like you are into more interactive stories.
Hey, are you Cinderella because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.
"Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing."
- Austin Powers (1999)
Why don't you reach in and grab some popcorn?
"You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart."
- Grey's Anatomy
Girl, are you Netflix?
Because I love watching 'you.'
Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon.
Were you forged in the fires of Mount Doom? Because you're precious to me.
"Standing next to you makes me feel better about myself."
- 30 Rock
This movie is not the only thing in the room that's feature-length.
Let's skip the Netflix on the sofa and go straight to chill in my bed.
"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
Call me Pooh. Because all I want is you, honey!
"Hey girl, I don't have power and success, but I'm funny."
- Modern Family
I'll love you until Tom catches Jerry and has him for supper.
"You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section—because you could melt all this stuff."
- Steve Martin, My Blue Heaven (1990)
"Do you have a cell phone I could use?"
"Why?"
"Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing."
- Couples Retreat (2009)
Hey, are you Oscar? Because I really want to win you...
"I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination."
- Gossip Girl
"Hey baby, you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
"I like the parts of your face that are covered with skin."
- Anchorman 2 (2013)
"You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how."
- Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind (1939)
"If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me."
- Trees Lounge (1996)
"Is that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?"
- Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (1942)
"Baby, let me hack your pentagon."
- Person of Interest
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, Netflix, and mimosas with no pants on.
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
I don't need 3D glasses to see how beautiful you are!
"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock
I'll be your farm boy if you'll be my Princess Bride.
"You could be drinking whole [milk] if you wanted to."
- Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
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