If I had Jack Sparrow's compass, it'd be pointing at you.
Girl, are you Netflix?
Because I love watching 'you.'
"I know your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
"Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing."
- Austin Powers (1999)
"Go home! Go home! Go home! With me."
- Family Matters
"I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination."
- Gossip Girl
They say Disney World is the happiest place on earth, obviously, they haven't been in your arms.
I'll be your farm boy if you'll be my Princess Bride.
Hey, are you Cinderella because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.
Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair?
Is your name Alice? ‘cause baby I can show you Wonderland.
"You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart."
- Grey's Anatomy
"I like the parts of your face that are covered with skin."
- Anchorman 2 (2013)
Want to see the real coming attraction?
Here's to a big opening weekend.
"You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how."
- Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind (1939)
"Are you a witch because you sure got me spellbound."
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his lightsaber?
Were you forged in the fires of Mount Doom? Because you're precious to me.
"I don't bite, you know... unless it's called for."
- Audrey Hepburn, Charade (1963)
"We gotta get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini."
- Jay Chandrasekhar, Beerfest (2006)
“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
- Will Smith, Hitch (2005)
"I hear voices, too. Voices that say, 'If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump.'"
- Jimmy Stewart, You Can't Take It with You (1938)
"I am a leaf on the wind... in bed."
- Firefly
Hey, are you Oscar? Because I really want to win you...
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, Netflix, and mimosas with no pants on.
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
I'll love you until Tom catches Jerry and has him for supper.
This movie is not the only thing in the room that's feature-length.
"If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me."
- Trees Lounge (1996)
"Hey girl, I don't have power and success, but I'm funny."
- Modern Family
“I gotta warn ya, every man I’ve ever gone out with has been ruined.”
“Well, that’s what they get for messing with my girl.”
- Bugsy (1991)
Why don't you reach in and grab some popcorn?
Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon.
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself...
"Can you empty your pocket? I believe you have stolen my heart."
- Leverage
I would ask for Netflix and Chill, but you look like you are into more interactive stories.
"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock
"Standing next to you makes me feel better about myself."
- 30 Rock
Baby, the Millennium Falcon isn't the only thing that does it in less than 12 parsecs.
"You could be drinking whole [milk] if you wanted to."
- Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
Let's play a game called TV, I turn your knobs and you watch my antennae rise.
"Baby, let me hack your pentagon."
- Person of Interest
"Do you have a cell phone I could use?"
"Why?"
"Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing."
- Couples Retreat (2009)
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
I think you are a horror movie because I can't sleep when I think about you.
Let's skip the Netflix on the sofa and go straight to chill in my bed.
"Hey baby, you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
"You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section—because you could melt all this stuff."
- Steve Martin, My Blue Heaven (1990)
I don't need 3D glasses to see how beautiful you are!
Call me Pooh. Because all I want is you, honey!
Go to BabaMail
