Let's play a game called TV, I turn your knobs and you watch my antennae rise.
They say Disney World is the happiest place on earth, obviously, they haven't been in your arms.
I don't need 3D glasses to see how beautiful you are!
"Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing."
- Austin Powers (1999)
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, Netflix, and mimosas with no pants on.
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
"You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section—because you could melt all this stuff."
- Steve Martin, My Blue Heaven (1990)
I think you are a horror movie because I can't sleep when I think about you.
"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
"I don't bite, you know... unless it's called for."
- Audrey Hepburn, Charade (1963)
Girl, are you Netflix?
Because I love watching 'you.'
Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair?
I'll be your farm boy if you'll be my Princess Bride.
"We gotta get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini."
- Jay Chandrasekhar, Beerfest (2006)
I'll love you until Tom catches Jerry and has him for supper.
"I like the parts of your face that are covered with skin."
- Anchorman 2 (2013)
Want to see the real coming attraction?
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
"Go home! Go home! Go home! With me."
- Family Matters
"Hey baby, you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
"So… Do you like cheese?"
- Duke, She’s The Man (2006)
"You could be drinking whole [milk] if you wanted to."
- Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
"I may be an outlaw, darling. But you're the one stealing my heart."
- Brad Pitt, Thelma, and Louise (1991)
Here's to a big opening weekend.
Is your name Alice? ‘cause baby I can show you Wonderland.
"You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how."
- Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind (1939)
"Hey girl, I don't have power and success, but I'm funny."
- Modern Family
I would ask for Netflix and Chill, but you look like you are into more interactive stories.
If I had Jack Sparrow's compass, it'd be pointing at you.
Were you forged in the fires of Mount Doom? Because you're precious to me.
Hey, are you Oscar? Because I really want to win you...
You must be the iceberg from Titanic and I'm the ship because tonight we're gonna smash.
"If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me."
- Trees Lounge (1996)
"Can you empty your pocket? I believe you have stolen my heart."
- Leverage
"Is that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?"
- Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (1942)
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his lightsaber?
Let's skip the Netflix on the sofa and go straight to chill in my bed.
"I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination."
- Gossip Girl
Call me Pooh. Because all I want is you, honey!
"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock
This movie is not the only thing in the room that's feature-length.
"Standing next to you makes me feel better about myself."
- 30 Rock
Why don't you reach in and grab some popcorn?
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself...
“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
- Will Smith, Hitch (2005)
"Baby, let me hack your pentagon."
- Person of Interest
Baby, the Millennium Falcon isn't the only thing that does it in less than 12 parsecs.
Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon.
"Do you have a cell phone I could use?"
"Why?"
"Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing."
- Couples Retreat (2009)
Hey, are you Cinderella because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.
"I know your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
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