Want to see the real coming attraction?
"Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing."
- Austin Powers (1999)
"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock
If I had Jack Sparrow's compass, it'd be pointing at you.
Were you forged in the fires of Mount Doom? Because you're precious to me.
"So… Do you like cheese?"
- Duke, She’s The Man (2006)
Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon.
This movie is not the only thing in the room that's feature-length.
"You could be drinking whole [milk] if you wanted to."
- Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
"Hey baby, you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
They say Disney World is the happiest place on earth, obviously, they haven't been in your arms.
"You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart."
- Grey's Anatomy
"Go home! Go home! Go home! With me."
- Family Matters
Here's to a big opening weekend.
"I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination."
- Gossip Girl
Why don't you reach in and grab some popcorn?
Hey, are you Oscar? Because I really want to win you...
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his lightsaber?
You must be the iceberg from Titanic and I'm the ship because tonight we're gonna smash.
"Do you have a cell phone I could use?"
"Why?"
"Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing."
- Couples Retreat (2009)
"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
Let's play a game called TV, I turn your knobs and you watch my antennae rise.
"I know your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Hey, are you Cinderella because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.
"You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section—because you could melt all this stuff."
- Steve Martin, My Blue Heaven (1990)
I'll be your farm boy if you'll be my Princess Bride.
"Hey girl, I don't have power and success, but I'm funny."
- Modern Family
“I gotta warn ya, every man I’ve ever gone out with has been ruined.”
“Well, that’s what they get for messing with my girl.”
- Bugsy (1991)
Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair?
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, Netflix, and mimosas with no pants on.
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
"I don't bite, you know... unless it's called for."
- Audrey Hepburn, Charade (1963)
"I like the parts of your face that are covered with skin."
- Anchorman 2 (2013)
Is your name Alice? ‘cause baby I can show you Wonderland.
"You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how."
- Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind (1939)
"I hear voices, too. Voices that say, 'If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump.'"
- Jimmy Stewart, You Can't Take It with You (1938)
"Standing next to you makes me feel better about myself."
- 30 Rock
"If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me."
- Trees Lounge (1996)
"Is that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?"
- Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (1942)
"I am a leaf on the wind... in bed."
- Firefly
I'll love you until Tom catches Jerry and has him for supper.
I would ask for Netflix and Chill, but you look like you are into more interactive stories.
Girl, are you Netflix?
Because I love watching 'you.'
"Baby, let me hack your pentagon."
- Person of Interest
I don't need 3D glasses to see how beautiful you are!
“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
- Will Smith, Hitch (2005)
"I may be an outlaw, darling. But you're the one stealing my heart."
- Brad Pitt, Thelma, and Louise (1991)
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself...
Baby, the Millennium Falcon isn't the only thing that does it in less than 12 parsecs.
"Can you empty your pocket? I believe you have stolen my heart."
- Leverage