This movie is not the only thing in the room that's feature-length.
Here's to a big opening weekend.
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his lightsaber?
Let's play a game called TV, I turn your knobs and you watch my antennae rise.
Were you forged in the fires of Mount Doom? Because you're precious to me.
"You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart."
- Grey's Anatomy
"We gotta get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini."
- Jay Chandrasekhar, Beerfest (2006)
Hey, are you Cinderella because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.
"Can you empty your pocket? I believe you have stolen my heart."
- Leverage
I would ask for Netflix and Chill, but you look like you are into more interactive stories.
I'll love you until Tom catches Jerry and has him for supper.
I don't need 3D glasses to see how beautiful you are!
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
Want to see the real coming attraction?
"Are you a witch because you sure got me spellbound."
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
“I gotta warn ya, every man I’ve ever gone out with has been ruined.”
“Well, that’s what they get for messing with my girl.”
- Bugsy (1991)
Why don't you reach in and grab some popcorn?
"You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section—because you could melt all this stuff."
- Steve Martin, My Blue Heaven (1990)
"I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination."
- Gossip Girl
"I don't bite, you know... unless it's called for."
- Audrey Hepburn, Charade (1963)
You must be the iceberg from Titanic and I'm the ship because tonight we're gonna smash.
"I may be an outlaw, darling. But you're the one stealing my heart."
- Brad Pitt, Thelma, and Louise (1991)
“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
- Will Smith, Hitch (2005)
They say Disney World is the happiest place on earth, obviously, they haven't been in your arms.
"I hear voices, too. Voices that say, 'If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump.'"
- Jimmy Stewart, You Can't Take It with You (1938)
"Baby, let me hack your pentagon."
- Person of Interest
"I like the parts of your face that are covered with skin."
- Anchorman 2 (2013)
"Do you have a cell phone I could use?"
"Why?"
"Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing."
- Couples Retreat (2009)
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, Netflix, and mimosas with no pants on.
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself...
"Is that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?"
- Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (1942)
"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock
"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
Hey, are you Oscar? Because I really want to win you...
"You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how."
- Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind (1939)
"Standing next to you makes me feel better about myself."
- 30 Rock
Baby, the Millennium Falcon isn't the only thing that does it in less than 12 parsecs.
Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair?
Call me Pooh. Because all I want is you, honey!
Is your name Alice? ‘cause baby I can show you Wonderland.
"Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing."
- Austin Powers (1999)
"Go home! Go home! Go home! With me."
- Family Matters
Girl, are you Netflix?
Because I love watching 'you.'
Let's skip the Netflix on the sofa and go straight to chill in my bed.
"So… Do you like cheese?"
- Duke, She’s The Man (2006)
"You could be drinking whole [milk] if you wanted to."
- Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
"I am a leaf on the wind... in bed."
- Firefly
"Hey girl, I don't have power and success, but I'm funny."
- Modern Family
"I know your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
If I had Jack Sparrow's compass, it'd be pointing at you.
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