"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair?
I would ask for Netflix and Chill, but you look like you are into more interactive stories.
"You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section—because you could melt all this stuff."
- Steve Martin, My Blue Heaven (1990)
Call me Pooh. Because all I want is you, honey!
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself...
Hey, are you Oscar? Because I really want to win you...
"So… Do you like cheese?"
- Duke, She’s The Man (2006)
Baby, the Millennium Falcon isn't the only thing that does it in less than 12 parsecs.
"Can you empty your pocket? I believe you have stolen my heart."
- Leverage
This movie is not the only thing in the room that's feature-length.
"You could be drinking whole [milk] if you wanted to."
- Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
"If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me."
- Trees Lounge (1996)
I'll love you until Tom catches Jerry and has him for supper.
"Are you a witch because you sure got me spellbound."
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Were you forged in the fires of Mount Doom? Because you're precious to me.
"Hey girl, I don't have power and success, but I'm funny."
- Modern Family
Girl, are you Netflix?
Because I love watching 'you.'
"I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination."
- Gossip Girl
"I am a leaf on the wind... in bed."
- Firefly
"I know your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, Netflix, and mimosas with no pants on.
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
"We gotta get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini."
- Jay Chandrasekhar, Beerfest (2006)
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