I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
You must have a C3 convertase inhibitor because you’re impossible to complement. You’re already perfect.
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
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