I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
Babe, are you a virus? 'Cause, you're having an effect on my whole body.
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
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