Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
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