Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
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