Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
Babe, are you a virus? 'Cause, you're having an effect on my whole body.
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.
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