Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
You must have a C3 convertase inhibitor because you’re impossible to complement. You’re already perfect.
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
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