Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
Babe, are you a virus? 'Cause, you're having an effect on my whole body.
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
You must have a C3 convertase inhibitor because you’re impossible to complement. You’re already perfect.
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
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