Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
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