Babe, are you a virus? 'Cause, you're having an effect on my whole body.
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
You must have a C3 convertase inhibitor because you’re impossible to complement. You’re already perfect.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
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