Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
You must have a C3 convertase inhibitor because you’re impossible to complement. You’re already perfect.
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
Babe, are you a virus? 'Cause, you're having an effect on my whole body.
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
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