You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
Babe, are you a virus? 'Cause, you're having an effect on my whole body.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
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