You must have a C3 convertase inhibitor because you’re impossible to complement. You’re already perfect.
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
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