Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
I less than three you.
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
You are sweeter than 3.14.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
You have one compact set.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
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