Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
You are the square to my root.
You have one compact set.
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!