If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
I less than three you.
You are sweeter than 3.14.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
You have one compact set.
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
You are the square to my root.
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
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