I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
You are sweeter than 3.14.
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
I less than three you.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
You have one compact set.
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
You are the square to my root.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
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