How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
You are sweeter than 3.14.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
I less than three you.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
You have one compact set.
You are the square to my root.
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
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