I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
You are the square to my root.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
You have one compact set.
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
You are sweeter than 3.14.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
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