Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
You are the square to my root.
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
You have one compact set.
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
I less than three you.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
You are sweeter than 3.14.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
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